Wood Tennis: Advanced Drinking Rules

OK, with the basic gameplay under your belt and now that you are well versed in introductory drinking rules, it's time to really make the game interesting. Cue the advanced drinking rules! Adding these extra requirements to the game will really test your table tennis abilities, as well as your ability to remain composed and standing while playing this sport :-)

The advanced drinking rules are:

1. When asked the score by another player, or at any time stating the score, there are words that must be substituted for some numbers.
   
   
   
   • 'Fizz' for 5, or any multiple of 5;
     
   • 'Buzz' for 7, or any multiple of 7;
     
   • 'Tazz' for 8, or any multiple of 8;
     
   
   So if the score is 15-7, you should say 'Fizz - Buzz'. Should someone say the number instead of the substitue word, that person has to drink.
   


2. For each game, each player has one "enforced drink" where he can make the other player drink for any reason he sees fit. This is known as the "Drink Regardless" rule. If any player calls out "drink regardless!" during the course of the game, everyone in the room has to drink. This is most useful when the other player already has a multiple of drinks for hitting the woody can, or some other reason... it really pisses them off when they have to have one more drink... doesn't it Adrian? :)


3. When the second "drink regardless" call is used... a small scene from the South Park movie must re-enacted. The player calling drink regardless must say (in a Saddam Hussein voice) "Who's my cream puff?". The other player then says (in a Satan voice) "I am.". The first player then says (in the Saddam voice again) "That's right..." - if this is somehow stuffed up the player who makes the mistake has to drink.


4. This next rule is only applicable when more than 2 people are in the room... one player at any time can raise his arm and call "Hasselhoff!". The last person in the room to raise his arm and say "Hasselhoff!" has to drink.


5. When you go to smash the ball, you have to call "smash!". A player who fails to call smash gets a drink. If the ball goes in, and you don't call smash, you don't get the point. If the ball misses and you don't call smash, you have to have another drink.

There you have it... that's the rules to our brilliant game! Now go and spread the good word of wood tennis, get drunk, and be merry :)

posted by Jacob @ 6:28:00 pm